realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
when you get trolled:
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard
when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something
when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like
I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.
I have not received my pin pal.
I have not received my character based off my blog.
I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.
I HAVE been lied to.
I never even got that “doot doot”
when someone says their eyes change colour
damn hipsters and their trendy ass rooms