badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

nicevagina:

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

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one-turian-kind-of-woman:

wATEER

herohinata:

*gets down on one knee* will you….. match icons with me?

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her. —lickdacake (via lickdacake)

killlabill:

It’s a love story baby just say yes

greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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raikis:

                 A N Y W H E R E  I N  T H I S  W O R L D

diddlemydiddlies:

aaronthespiritbear:

Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps

physics is so fucked up