tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying

msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

heilbucky:

dangerhamster:

SCREEN JUNKIES DID AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THEY COULDN’T EVEN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT SO THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT WHAT A GOOD FILM IT WAS

HAIL HARD DRIVE THO

princessbrat7:

It wasn’t an error. All of those people were advertising false weight lost products to their follower base for money. They were using their target audience of insecure teenagers to sell weight lost pills so they can get a few extra bucks.

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

attention!

pasta5284:

the XD emoticon is now cool to use again. please use it. please reblog this so others can hear the good news 

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second. —read that, again. (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

lordofthejohnlock:

when your song comes on out of nowhere and you just

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