"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door.
*gets down on one knee* will you….. match icons with me?
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
It’s a love story baby just say yes
when someone you hate is having a bad day
Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps
physics is so fucked up